May 2013
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I love wine. The only thing I can blame for getting me a date is wine. Thank you wine. You are the best wing-beverage ever.
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I think I just got myself a date with a beautiful...
I’ve been abandoned in the house. WAH.
Fuck it. Let’s get the beer crackin.
My birthday so far.
I spent most of my day working. Woohoo.
And then I had to go to the Doctors cause I drunkenly fell on Thursday night and now I can’t feel part of my leg. Doc says it’s fine though.
Good news though: Mum is making steak for dinner and the sun is shining. YES.
I’m going to get some beer to complete the evening.
Being old is shite, but there are some good bits.
Oh, I’m 22. yay.
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Glasgow abiding people:
What’s up shitlords.
I’m gonna be in Glasgow on Friday. Anyone want to hang out and go see Iron Man 3 with me?
April 2013
Ever see a beautiful person and your head says “One would produce highly attractive offspring with this individual”?
Or is it just my inner dialogue that has the voice of an English Aristocrat?
I can't explain how I got 90% of my bruises.
Because I’m normally too drunk to remember.
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je suis drunq.
reversecentaur:
this song is making it hard for...
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Snapchat has taken over my life.
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Here’s me playing piano and singing again.
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stripesaresexy asked: I'm thinking about living in Glasgow for a while this summer... would you suggest it?
ayeleesh asked: I was wondering if you'd mind if I added you on Facebook? :)
Post a nice picture of myself on facebook: 5 likes.
Post a really embarrassing picture of myself on facebook: 3,998,343 likes.
Just registered for graduation… Scary.
