February 2012
Last night...
I think I died.
It was a weird one. We started off with dungeons and dragons at mine with Steve and Jonny which is always awesome (Y)
Then we decided to go out.
I drank about 7896 vodkas as well as the case of beer i tanned before I went out. So I was very drunk.
At some point I must have decided I was leaving, but I don’t remember this decision. But the next thing I know I’m in...
“I am always saying ‘Glad to’ve met you’ to somebody I’m not at all glad I met....”
– The Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger (via piffington)
Heading out to see where my placement school is.
Anyone from Clarkston direction or know what it’s like?
I got a burrito and Pinto today
This was me.
I’m going to try and get to sleep at a decent time tonight. So can anyone recommend a fantastic movie I can watch t fall asleep to?
hindsyblah asked: What's a vagina? Why do fannies fart? Why does my willy go hard? WHY DO CHILDREN ASK THESE QUESTIONS?!
halcyon-memories asked: You could pull off the sherlock look with that long coat of yours. Just saying.
I’m the campest man alive. And Zoe (hindsyblah) is fucking wonderful. She has braw legs.
Also he doesn't have a bike.
She is one.
Currently sitting having a drink with Zoe...
She’s a weirdo. People keep looking at me like I’m her carer…
I want a tumblromance.
You know it's time to go to bed when you're...
So I’m going to get off both.
If anyone would like to chat/be sent more dirty adaptations of Disney lyrics via text then do message me for my number as I would rather enjoy a chat.
GOOD EVENING.
No I'm serial, time to go to bed.
Tumblr banter has been on top form this evening.
I’m away to watch Frasier and laugh at them saying funny names of wines.
Good evening you braw people.
bigscarytiger said: CERTAIN AS YOUR CLUNGE SMELLING OF OLD YEAST, AIDS AS OLD AS TIME, THRUSH AS OLD AS SLIME, JUNKIE AND THE BEEEEAST.
DEED.
halcyon-memories:
I get the strange feeling Ben is watching Aladin.
I’M NOT EVEN. I simply feel entitled to tweak the lyrics to Disney songs.
BITTERSWEET AND STRANGE, FINDING YOU CAN CHANGE,...
LOOK AT THIS STUFF, ISN'T IT NEAT? WOULDN'T YOU...
A WHOLE NEW WORLD, A DAZZLING PLACE, I'M GOING TO...
Dear Ben (btrh)
bigscarytiger:
EMMA IS MINE.
Love you,
Jessica.
PS, write back.
Dearest Jessica Big Scary Van Der Tiger Red Head Watson,
I’m afraid the assumption you make about the ownership of a certain Emma Halcyon Memories Can Shoot You Dead From 3 Miles Away Steeples is simply that, an assumption.
Please provide appropriate documentation to exemplify proof of the ownership you previously...
halcyon-memories asked: I googled BST because I'm retarded. It said "British Summer Time"... Am i right? For £2 a month, you could help this retarded girl overcome the challenges of abbreviation and teach her to use her intellect rather than google.
Affectionate Ben is affectionate.
It’s times like these I wish I had a cat to cuddle and tell it I loved it.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever been in love?
Anonymous asked: Is it true you wrote a song about jaquie bird?
Anonymous asked: Holy shit really?! That's a hidden talent...
See that last ask about spooning?
bigscarytiger:
halcyon-memories:
Can it happen please? My life would be complete.
Going to stop with the vodka now.
And watch Frasier cause I’m a silly boy when I’ve been drinking.
Anonymous asked: what's yer favourite position...
Anonymous asked: TELL US! HOW BIG IS YER SHLONG?
Anonymous asked: lol you don't even get sex.
Anonymous asked: How big is your dick?! FUCKIN ANSWER.
Anonymous asked: Last time you had sex?
Right, let’s kid on it’s still Tuesday. Bombard me with your TMIs.
GO GO GO